Holiday Explorer Gifts

'We always migrate to the same place: Why do you need to buy souvenirs every year?'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Separate Flights

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

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'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'