Holiday Market Explorer Gifts

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Home depot."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."