Holiday Tradition Explorer Gifts

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I noticed a few browns."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Christmas on Other Planets.

Merry Kissmas

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

The Tooth Ferret

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Room for bigger presents."

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Easter Bunny!

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"Let's start a new tradition! You're each responsible for one thanksgiving dish!"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"I've decided to forgo expensive gifts with acts of apathy."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"