Festive Travelers Gifts

'I need tickets to...everywhere.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Happy New Year

Lost santa and reindeer.

Tourists

"I hate this time of year..."

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Driving home for Christmas.

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

New Year weather

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Christmas windsock.