Festive Traveller Gifts

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Tourists in Egypt

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

The New Year's Dance

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

December Fest

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Poinsettia

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I wrapped it myself !'