Festive Navigator Gifts

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

Lost santa and reindeer.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Reindeer with Lapland Map

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Happy New Year

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

Driving home for Christmas.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

May your Christmas be out of this world!

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

New Year weather

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

Holiday Shopping

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

A metal detector with mistletoe

Castaways at Christmas

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Captain Santa Sparrow

'I need tickets to...everywhere.'

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'