Festive Explorer Gifts

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

UFO

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

May your Christmas be out of this world!

Christmas in Australia

Festivus poles

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Yo ho ho!

The New Year's Dance

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Elf of the Month

Poinsettia

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I wrapped it myself !'

Happy New Year

Lost santa and reindeer.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Dogs play the double bass

Christmas fairy.