Festive Explorer Prints

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

UFO

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

May your Christmas be out of this world!

Christmas in Australia

Festivus poles

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Yo ho ho!

The New Year's Dance

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Poinsettia

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'I wrapped it myself !'

Happy New Year

Lost santa and reindeer.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."