Looking for a gift for the festive observer? Delight their keen eye for celebration with witty, charming items that bring a touch of holiday humor and warmth. These gifts are ideal for those who enjoy watching the festivities with a creative twist, adding some cheer and cleverness to their holiday season. Whether they are quietly enjoying the sparkle or enthusiastically engaging with every moment, our collection offers something special to match their joyful spirit.
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Yo ho ho!
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
Bad gifts
"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."
"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."
Merry Kissmas
'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'
"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"
'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'
"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."
Elf of the Month
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
Festivus poles
Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.
Poinsettia
Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.
Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.
'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'
"I keep thinking it's Christmas."
December Fest
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"
'I wrapped it myself !'
Lost santa and reindeer.
'First snowdrop.'
"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"
'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'
Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...
"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."
'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'
Explore our collection of festive observer mugs and find the perfect witty or charming design to brighten their mornings during the holiday season.
Check out our cozy festive observer pillows—bring warmth, humor, and holiday charm to their home with these delightful decor pieces.
Browse our festive observer prints—artful and witty designs that add a touch of holiday cheer to any space.
Discover our festive observer t-shirts—fun, humorous, and stylish options that celebrate the season's joy and the observer’s keen eye.