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"And don't give me some garbage about your supply chain being broken."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Santa Elevator

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Great Moment in North Pole History

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Santa Claus

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

December Fest

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"