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"And don't give me some garbage about your supply chain being broken."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Santa Elevator

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Great Moment in North Pole History

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

December Fest

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Christmas Cow.

Santa Claus

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.