Festive Traveler Pillows

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

Happy New Year

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

Driving home for Christmas.

A metal detector with mistletoe

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'We had a traditional christmas in a airport departure lounge.'

New Year weather

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Tourists in Egypt

Yo ho ho!

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

The New Year's Dance

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Elf of the Month

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

December Fest

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Festivus poles