Festive Adventurer Pillows

Desert Island Delivery

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

'Wheee!!!'

Christmas Trees 2000 miles on the left.

'It's a life jacket! Santa got my note!'

Skiing Santa Claus

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Holiday Shopping

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sunbathing in Autumn

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Fleas Navidad.

Yo ho ho!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

The New Year's Dance

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Merry Kissmas

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."