Festive Explorers Pillows

'Do you suppose this could be Christmas Island?'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Consenting Adults.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

Festivus poles

Happy New Year

Lost santa and reindeer.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

The holidays start earlier every year

Don't fly and text.

Driving home for Christmas.

Santa slipping on the ice.

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

May your Christmas be out of this world!

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

New Year weather

S is for snow

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

Mrs. Clause's Christmas present.

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."