Festive Travelers Pillows

'I need tickets to...everywhere.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Happy New Year

Lost santa and reindeer.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

"I hate this time of year..."

Tourists

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Driving home for Christmas.

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Christmas windsock.

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'