Festive Navigators Pillows

"I think I took a wrong turn."

Island of Lost Guys.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Lost santa and reindeer.

Happy New Year

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

Driving home for Christmas.

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

New Year weather

May your Christmas be out of this world!

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

The Ten Resolutions

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

Holiday Shopping

"Land ahoy!"

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Captain Santa Sparrow

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

A metal detector with mistletoe

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

'I need tickets to...everywhere.'

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

'Doesn't someone else want to tell a ruddy ghost story for a change?'