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'Do you suppose this could be Christmas Island?'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Consenting Adults.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Lost santa and reindeer.

Happy New Year

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

The holidays start earlier every year

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

Don't fly and text.

Driving home for Christmas.

Santa slipping on the ice.

New Year weather

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

May your Christmas be out of this world!

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

S is for snow

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

Mrs. Clause's Christmas present.

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."