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Captain Santa Sparrow

"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Yo ho ho!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Elf of the Month

Back to the Holidays

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Hello from the lakes!

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Welcome to Work Life Balance

Decorating the Christmas Tree

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Festivus poles

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'