Festive Traveller T-Shirts

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Tourists in Egypt

Yo ho ho!

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

The New Year's Dance

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Elf of the Month

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Festivus poles

Poinsettia

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'I wrapped it myself !'

Lost santa and reindeer.