Festive Adventurers Mugs

Captain Santa Sparrow

"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Hello from the lakes!

Back to the Holidays

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Welcome to Work Life Balance

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Poinsettia

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

December Fest

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!