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"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Pumpkin patch

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Personal conker trainer.

The Running of the Brie

Segregated Beach

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

I came, I saw, I partied!

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Pamplona Station

'I love rock festivals!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Back to the Holidays

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.