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"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Pumpkin patch

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Personal conker trainer.

Segregated Beach

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

The Running of the Brie

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

I came, I saw, I partied!

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'I love rock festivals!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Pamplona Station

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Back to the Holidays

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.