Festive Escapologist Pillows

Escape at Christmas

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Poinsettia

December Fest

Festivus poles

'I wrapped it myself !'

Happy New Year

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Christmas fairy.

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."