Festive Escapologist Prints

Escape at Christmas

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Elf of the Month

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Festivus poles

Poinsettia

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'I wrapped it myself !'

Happy New Year

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Christmas fairy.

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Nutcracker Roller Coaster