Festive Trekker Pillows

"Ho, Ho, Wow! Orienteering to the north pole! Amazing!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Nature Lovers

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Bigfoot tracks...

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Santa Metal Claus

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Festivus poles

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Happy New Year

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

About Santa 2017.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."