Festive Trekker Pillows

"Ho, Ho, Wow! Orienteering to the north pole! Amazing!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Nature Lovers

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Bigfoot tracks...

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Santa Metal Claus

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Festivus poles

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"Hey. . . in use!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Happy New Year

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

About Santa 2017.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"Claus Trophobia"

An Ottawa Christmas