Festive Fun Seeker Pillows

'I'm calling you a cab.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

'This whole North Pole thing of yours ? is it some kind of tax dodge or what?'

"It's a Freedom of Information request for my naughty-or-nice list."

"Rudolph not well, so I had to get someone in form the agency."

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"Naughty or nice? I'll let my lawyer answer that one."

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

Santa in sleigh with another sleigh full of batteries in tow

'The latest report,,,2,781,047 are naughty, 14,323,995 are nice and 2,857,623,917 are on the fence,'

A dog chases Santa's sleigh.

Santa with reindeer minders.

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

"One day full on, and then 364 days without work...I've had enough of the ruddy gig economy."

Dislocated Gumdrops.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

The Eleventh Day of Christmas

Happy Christmas - other religious festivals are also available.

COWS: Cow on Santa's lap

"Over Christmas vacation I found a box of chocolates on top of the refrigerator. I ate 15 not knowing that they contained liqueur. I got very drunk and stumbled from room to room, puking on everything."

"Saint Patrick's Day is nice but all of the best holidays have candy."

"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"

"You wouldn't pull a Manchin, would you?"

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

About Santa 2017.

Christmas wish

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

The Evolution of Pesach Cleaning,

Dog sitting on santas lap telling him what he would like for christmas

Santa accidentally gets tangled up with some lights.