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Zombie Christmas

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Merry Christmas"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

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"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"It's her first snowman."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

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'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."