Festive Thrill-seeker Pillows

Extreme Carolling

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Skier flying past mountains

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Zombie Christmas

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

"Claus Trophobia"

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Man sledging on his stomach.

About Santa 2017.

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

An Ottawa Christmas

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"How much for just the ring?"

'I'm calling you a cab.'