Festive Thrill Seekers Pillows

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Tunnel of Workaholics

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Zombie Christmas

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

"Claus Trophobia"

An Ottawa Christmas

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

About Santa 2017.

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'