Holiday Fun Seeker Pillows

"Mom" Dad! I got dressed and brushed my teeth! Can I go outside and play?!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Ice Skater

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Circus Act

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Snowman

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Did you say psst?.'

Reindeer

A Creature WAS Stirring

Two children play with a pedal bin

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Just one more choccy...

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.