Holiday Surprise Seeker Pillows

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Skater

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Snowman

WHACK!

'Did you say psst?.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Reindeer

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Just one more choccy...

Merry Kissmas

Tree Squirrel

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'