Holiday Surprise Seeker Gifts

I never know what to get mom for Christmas. It's simple. Free shipping. I always choose something cool that she wouldn't get for herself. Oooo

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

Ice Skater

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Snowman

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Did you say psst?.'

Reindeer

Just one more choccy...

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Tree Squirrel

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Merry Kissmas

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Woah - random!"