Spooky Holiday Seeker Gifts

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Open House of Horrors

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Fancy a pint?

Welcome Ghost.

'Did you say psst?.'

Just one more choccy...

Merry Kissmas

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

The Bride of Frankenstein

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'People soup again?'