Holiday Spirit Seeker Gifts

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

Snowman

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

Counting Blessings

Happy Christmas Pudding and Dog

Santa's problem.

Four Stages of Christmas.

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

Just one more choccy...

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

"And that's a little something from Mr Pixie."

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"I used to be proud of saving gas by riding my broom more, then the gas prices dropped."

"You know, you make it hard for me to believe in you when all you bring is clothes."

Dreidel Breakdance

"Actually, the boss could play Santa! I mean, she is old, she is fat, she has got a beard...and she is just behind me, right?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"No, that's not mine. Do you have one with a big red nose?"

Santa Unemployed

Dear Santa, Tia Carmen is in the hospital. We don't know what's going to happen. You can keep all my presents this year. Just let us have Tia Carmen home for Christmas. Gracie.

"Subject is male. How can you be sure?"

modern charades

"Last Christmas."

Ticker-Ticker Timex Tra-La-La!

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

Nutcracker and Clara

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

'If you're not going to help decorate the office, give me back the plastic Santa.'

"It doesn't feel like Christmas. So, I'm drinking until it does."

"I'm sure he feels more Christmassy already!"

Christmas Musicians

Choirboy

Merry Kissmas