Whimsical Holiday Seeker Gifts

Women bathing at the seaside

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Ice Skater

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Snowman

How to fight a vampire snowman

Watchdog on Holiday

'Did you say psst?.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Just one more choccy...

Sand Snowmen

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Merry Kissmas

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."