Hedonistic Holidaymaker Gifts

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I think its being tapped.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

'The cat's gone on vacation.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

It won't be Christmas without you!

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'