Quirky Holiday Lover Gifts

Christmas was one of the few times of the year that Rodney was able to take advantage of working for the genetic research laboratory.

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

Bare Christmas tree.

"It's a summer rental."

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Steampunk Santa

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Beware of Everything

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Ball Pool Peril

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...