Quirky Holiday Lover Pillows

Christmas was one of the few times of the year that Rodney was able to take advantage of working for the genetic research laboratory.

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

Bare Christmas tree.

"It's a summer rental."

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Steampunk Santa

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Ball Pool Peril

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."