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Christmas in jail.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Emergency Phone.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

High speed cinder block

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Ball Pool Peril

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

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