Quirky Holiday Seeker Pillows

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Roadkill cookies"

'Did you say psst?.'

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

Newton's vacation

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Prehistoric Pirates.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"If they don’t have Pringles, get low-sodium Doritos."