Playful Holiday Lover Gifts

North Pole Sex Toy Testing Lab

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Believe me, I understand.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"It's her first snowman."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Maybe this year..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Balloon ski lift

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."