Playful Holiday Lover Gifts

North Pole Sex Toy Testing Lab

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

"It's her first snowman."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Believe me, I understand.'

"Maybe this year..."

Call it Tough Love.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

Just your average family holiday portrait.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Balloon ski lift

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'