Ironic Holiday Lover Gifts

Typical, isn't it?

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I noticed a few browns."

Santa's Helpers

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

The Reindeer Strike