Satirical Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

Anti-vaxer Christmas

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'