'Perhaps you could tell us HOW you know if we've been bad or good?'
Holiday Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the holiday satirist? Our collection offers witty and satirical products that bring humor and sharp wit to seasonal celebrations. Perfect for those who love to blend comedy with the holiday spirit, these items add a clever twist to festive gifting. Whether for a friend, family, or even yourself, these playful designs are sure to spark laughter and showcase their sharp wit during the most wonderful time of the year.
...and a Merry Christmas to you too.
"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"
All I want is a little good news.
'Santa's blotto.'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."
Christmas Disappointments
'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'
'... And I hope the term; 'Santa's little helpers' isn't just a euphemism for child labourers in some third world sweatshop!'
A drunk Santa holding beer and cigarette.
'This is nothing, you should see me at Easter!'
"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"
Covid-19 Positive
"Disgraceful. Just disgraceful. And on Easter. You'd think one day out of the year, he coulda put on a tie."
Christmas Jumper
"Because we caught him betting on them - that's why he can't play in any reindeer games."
"The kids table. . ?! You put me at the kids table!!"
'I've been a very good boy this year. I'd like your wallet and the bucket of cash.'
"It's worth a try."
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'
The True Meaning of Christmas
"Once my parole is up, I'm getting this damn thing taken off and moving to Miami."
Orange America
"You're right, because caring and love are measured only by now much loot people give you."
H4PPY H0L1D4ZEZR
"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"
Santa's family holding firearms
Secular Holy Days
Have a Very A-Merry-Ca Christmas
"And then they literally have a parade."
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
Claus 2.0
Holiday Satirist Gifts Collection
Holiday Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of amusing mugs perfect for the holiday satirist. Find witty and satirical designs that make every sip during the season a moment of laughter.
Holiday Satirist Pillows
Discover our range of satirical pillows, perfect for adding a humorous and stylish touch to your holiday decor or gifting to the witty loved ones.
Holiday Satirist Prints
Browse our funny and satirical prints to infuse your holiday decor with humor and creativity. Perfect for decorating or gifting to the season’s cleverest person.
Holiday Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our selection of humorous t-shirts designed for the holiday satirist. Wear your wit loud and proud with seasonally clever designs.