Holiday Satirist Pillows

'Perhaps you could tell us HOW you know if we've been bad or good?'

...and a Merry Christmas to you too.

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

All I want is a little good news.

'Santa's blotto.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Christmas Disappointments

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

'... And I hope the term; 'Santa's little helpers' isn't just a euphemism for child labourers in some third world sweatshop!'

A drunk Santa holding beer and cigarette.

'This is nothing, you should see me at Easter!'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

Covid-19 Positive

"Disgraceful. Just disgraceful. And on Easter. You'd think one day out of the year, he coulda put on a tie."

Christmas Jumper

"The kids table. . ?! You put me at the kids table!!"

'I've been a very good boy this year. I'd like your wallet and the bucket of cash.'

"It's worth a try."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

The True Meaning of Christmas

"Once my parole is up, I'm getting this damn thing taken off and moving to Miami."

Orange America

"You're right, because caring and love are measured only by now much loot people give you."

H4PPY H0L1D4ZEZR

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

Santa's family holding firearms

Secular Holy Days

"And then they literally have a parade."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'