"Free prescription drugs."
Festive Satirist Pillows
Bring humor into their home with satirical pillows that add a playful twist to holiday decor. Perfect for those who love to mix cozy comfort with a touch of witty satire.
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Have you noticed how religion tries to creep into Christmas every year?"
"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"
'Wise up. We're not getting all this stuff because we were good this year - they're bribes for us to be good next year.'
Santa with illegal immigrants.
Bad King Wenceslas
Christmas lockdown
Covid19 Rudolf the Red nose reindeer
"Last year health and safety. This year COVID-19. . . World's gone mad."
"368 million parcels to deliver and only one days work guaranteed, I've had enough of the gig economy!"
"You will kindly address any 'naughty or nice' questions to my attorney."
Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy
Bullet Proof Santa
Kissing Under The Misanthrope
Santa-Claus-Tro-phobia.
The World as A Christmas Pudding With A dynamite Candle
The Grinch Who Stole ?
'You guys want to do 'Secret Santa' this year?'
"Look! It's a sign!"
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls
Christmas Presents.
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'
Santa 'Freezing' Claus.
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''
"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."
Festive Satirist Pillows Collection
Festive Satirist Mugs
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Festive Satirist Prints
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Festive Satirist T-Shirts
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