Satirical Holiday Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

Anti-vaxer Christmas

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'