Humorous Holiday Enthusiasts Gifts

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Piranhaclaus

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

Try me/try me/try me...

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"I could get used to working remotely."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'He's got your nose.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

"Gesundheit!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'