Humorous Holiday Enthusiasts Pillows

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Piranhaclaus

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Try me/try me/try me...

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"I could get used to working remotely."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'He's got your nose.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Gesundheit!"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Santa's Helpers