Quirky Holidaymaker Gifts

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Steampunk Santa

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Protection from the sun.

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

An Organic Christmas

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

The Fifth Day of Christmas

Women bathing at the seaside

"It's a summer rental."

Travel Agents

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'