Nature-loving Holiday Maker Gifts

An Organic Christmas

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Oi to the world!

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Making Christmas Decorations

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

Protection from the sun.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

Travel Agents

'He must be going economy!'

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

"It's important to think ahead..."

Fuzz a Duzz Pillows, the pillows preferred by 9 out of 10 Santas.