Nature-loving Holiday Maker Gifts

An Organic Christmas

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Oi to the world!

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Making Christmas Decorations

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Hello, Audubon Society - This is Santa, calling in the results of the Northpole's Christmas Bird Count...'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Protection from the sun.

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

"Darling, it's so this season."

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Things to do in the area.

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

Travel Agents

'He must be going economy!'

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

Fuzz a Duzz Pillows, the pillows preferred by 9 out of 10 Santas.